where are u in the sibling order
oldest
older middle
true middle child
younger middle
youngest
only child
it’s complicated
So it is complicated.
I am the youngest, but my dad’s ex is pregnant, but we don’t know if it is my dad’s.
My dad in the 70s was also involved in a gang bang, and she ended up pregnant . After the dna testing was done, my dad is the papa.
So yeah
You underestimate us, because, what? Everyone has underestimated us since we started here?
Anonymous asked:
Can you write about some morning sex with Kenny Omega?
Morning Sex
Summary: Morning sex with Kenny
Wordcount: 1425Main Masterlist Kenny Omega Masterlist
Gif from @phoenixsplashes
Kenny’s Pov:
I woke up this morning to be greeted by Y/N next to me. Her Blond hair was messy and tangled as she slept. She looked so calm and peaceful. The sun that crept through the blinds made her skin glow. She was gorgeous, a gift sent from heaven. She was a fallen angel. My eyes fell to her exposed back that faced me. Her figure was gorgeous, her imperfections were perfections. The beauty marks that filled her body and scars added to that. She smelt like tobacco and vanilla, it drove me insane. My body begged me to stay wanting nothing but to stay next to her but I knew I needed to get up. I headed downstairs to make some coffee, once I returned I noticed Y/N started to wake up. “Good morning gorgeous” I said as I handed her one of the mugs I held in my hand. She smiled at me as she took the mug. “Good morning, thank you for the coffee!” she replied. I was so in love with this woman, everything she did drove me insane yet I was too scared to admit it. I felt undeserving of her love, she deserved nothing but the best of what life offered and I knew she could do so much better. Yet here she was in my bed, naked.
I took in her features, her green eyes a bit red from a lack of sleep and whatever she smoked before bed. Her curly blonde hair was a bit tangled but still looked as gorgeous as ever, her natural color peeking through at the roots. She was fit, the hours she spent at the gym highlighted in her appearance. The small tattoos she had on her body, one on each side of her ribs and one on her left wrist. The one on her wrist read “Paradise” in a delicate cursive font. The perfect way to describe the way I felt around her. I feel like this is all a dream and I’m scared to wake up and it will be gone. Her smile, her laugh, the way she lit up a room when she walked in. Everyone loved her, not sure if they wanted to be her or be with her. People were envious that I was the one to have her, reminding me that I was undeserving of her love which was true. Yet I didn’t care, I needed her and I would do anything to keep her safe.
Just then I came back from my thoughts when I was greeted with a soft touch on my thigh.
You have to give up one of these types of meat forever. Which are you giving up?
Beef (cow)
Pork (pig)
Chicken
Fish
I’m a vegetarian/vegan so I don’t eat meat.




















































































